HYGIENE STORIES!!

Ok ima talk about hygiene today yal, because its gettin waayy out of hand. Now ladies as we all know we MUST take care  of ourselves , because we have alot of stuff going on. Now i was with some friends and  we were just talking , and somehow we got on hygiene. I was telling them that you are supposed to wash you're butt crack.  She told me oh i didnt know you are suppose to wash that. I said AWW HELL NAW YOU DONT WASH YO ASS!!!!.  Poor girl she was so red in the face,but i was like WTF? SERIOUSLY? Ladies in case you didnt know  you are suppose to wash the crack of your butt. If not you are ganna b wiffin fo sho. 
Now yal dudes yal really need to get it together , because yal brag about how yal called a girl out about her hygiene, but when yal be funky you expect tha girl to wanna fool wit ya. HELL NAW I SAY GET YAL FUNKY ASSES IN THA TUB!!!! ALL UP ON ME SMELLING LIKE MUSTY SACKS ONION AND GARLIC JUICE WIT A HINT OF BOOBOO!!!! LMAO!! Yal tha ones who need to be reading this lol. Sorry guys if you are reading this but im just keepin it real.
No this goes for men and women dont halla at a male/female if you are not sure how your breath smells. Check yourself before you walk over. Oh and if you smoke coming up to a male/female smelling like smoke is not sexy AT ALL!! 
Ladies if you gone be wearing these little dresses make sure you are clean clean clean i can not express this enough, because when you walk people can smell you. A cute girl who walks by and smells like fresh kitty NOT SEXY!!!!A fine guy walking by smelling like loose booty hole and old smoke NOT SEXY!!!! So people lets start this year off right starting with our hygiene.  (SIDE NOTE) IF YOU CAN SMELL YOURSELF EVERYONE ELSE CAN.  With that being said wash ya ass and thanks for reading lol.