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Monday, January 24, 2011

FINGER SIGNS IN PICS ARE NOYT SEXY!

Hey yal i am soo tired of seeing this middle finger epidemic in all these pics. Somebody tell me do yal really think its sexy or summin. Uhh yal i hate seeing it. Lol it drives me crazy. First off it is not fashionable at all. Second, ladies it is not sexy and not lady like. I  mean really you're wit a group of people and you decide to say hey ima flick tha camera off. Seriously how dumb does that sound. This epidemic really needs to stop its so ugly and not even cute. This blog is not ganna be that long because im soo tired. So folks plz keep in mind throwin middle fingers up in pics is so played and lame.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

HYGIENE STORIES!!

Ok ima talk about hygiene today yal, because its gettin waayy out of hand. Now ladies as we all know we MUST take care  of ourselves , because we have alot of stuff going on. Now i was with some friends and  we were just talking , and somehow we got on hygiene. I was telling them that you are supposed to wash you're butt crack.  She told me oh i didnt know you are suppose to wash that. I said AWW HELL NAW YOU DONT WASH YO ASS!!!!.  Poor girl she was so red in the face,but i was like WTF? SERIOUSLY? Ladies in case you didnt know  you are suppose to wash the crack of your butt. If not you are ganna b wiffin fo sho. 
Now yal dudes yal really need to get it together , because yal brag about how yal called a girl out about her hygiene, but when yal be funky you expect tha girl to wanna fool wit ya. HELL NAW I SAY GET YAL FUNKY ASSES IN THA TUB!!!! ALL UP ON ME SMELLING LIKE MUSTY SACKS ONION AND GARLIC JUICE WIT A HINT OF BOOBOO!!!! LMAO!! Yal tha ones who need to be reading this lol. Sorry guys if you are reading this but im just keepin it real.
No this goes for men and women dont halla at a male/female if you are not sure how your breath smells. Check yourself before you walk over. Oh and if you smoke coming up to a male/female smelling like smoke is not sexy AT ALL!! 
Ladies if you gone be wearing these little dresses make sure you are clean clean clean i can not express this enough, because when you walk people can smell you. A cute girl who walks by and smells like fresh kitty NOT SEXY!!!!A fine guy walking by smelling like loose booty hole and old smoke NOT SEXY!!!! So people lets start this year off right starting with our hygiene.  (SIDE NOTE) IF YOU CAN SMELL YOURSELF EVERYONE ELSE CAN.  With that being said wash ya ass and thanks for reading lol.

Monday, January 3, 2011

SKINNY GIRLS CAN ALSO BREAK THE CODE!!

Hey my followers!!! I know its been a lil min since my last blog, but im BACK!! So with that being said  i decided to do a part 2 of breaking the code attacking skinny women haha woo. Well i hate to say it but its just not big women who break this code. Finally, its skinny women doing it too its about time yal get yours.Haha man i sound hateful but never that. Some of yal women think that because you are skinny that you can just wear whatever do whatever and never think that there will be repercussions. But the truth is yal really need to get it together on sum realness. Yal do so much hating on us big girls but yal are no better than us just being 100. I mean not too long ago i was in club 152 and sum of yal fat/skinny girls really need to quit for real.  This one chick was wearing this tight blue dress that looked like it was too small. It was the kind of design that had tha sides and tha stomach cut out of it. OMG!!! Dude she appear skinny but her gut was hanging over tha front and her love handles were hanging over the side.  That wasnt what got me she bent over no underwear and cottage cheese thighs omg!!!!!. I think i threw up in my mouth that night or maybe cuz i was slightly drunk but heeelll naw that was gross lol. Now it may seem like im hating on yal skinny chicks but im not. If yal would stop letting that skinny go to you're heads, thinking you just wear watever wit no repercussions yal must be smoking. Believe me ima blog about watever i see haha. Period point blank. But anyway skinny girls look on sum real ish wear something comfortable not trashy but still sexy. Before you leave the house you have to be honest and ask yourself.."will a guy think im a slut if i wear this out?" Or "does my unsexy parts hang out?" Lmao!!!! Oh and have some honest friends around ya who gne let ya know wats up. Oh btw if this really is fergie i dont wanna get sued jus trying to be funny and get my point across. Haha! Well that concludes it all. Thanks for reading.