FINGER SIGNS IN PICS ARE NOYT SEXY!

Hey yal i am soo tired of seeing this middle finger epidemic in all these pics. Somebody tell me do yal really think its sexy or summin. Uhh yal i hate seeing it. Lol it drives me crazy. First off it is not fashionable at all. Second, ladies it is not sexy and not lady like. I  mean really you're wit a group of people and you decide to say hey ima flick tha camera off. Seriously how dumb does that sound. This epidemic really needs to stop its so ugly and not even cute. This blog is not ganna be that long because im soo tired. So folks plz keep in mind throwin middle fingers up in pics is so played and lame.

HYGIENE STORIES!!

Ok ima talk about hygiene today yal, because its gettin waayy out of hand. Now ladies as we all know we MUST take care  of ourselves , because we have alot of stuff going on. Now i was with some friends and  we were just talking , and somehow we got on hygiene. I was telling them that you are supposed to wash you're butt crack.  She told me oh i didnt know you are suppose to wash that. I said AWW HELL NAW YOU DONT WASH YO ASS!!!!.  Poor girl she was so red in the face,but i was like WTF? SERIOUSLY? Ladies in case you didnt know  you are suppose to wash the crack of your butt. If not you are ganna b wiffin fo sho. 
Now yal dudes yal really need to get it together , because yal brag about how yal called a girl out about her hygiene, but when yal be funky you expect tha girl to wanna fool wit ya. HELL NAW I SAY GET YAL FUNKY ASSES IN THA TUB!!!! ALL UP ON ME SMELLING LIKE MUSTY SACKS ONION AND GARLIC JUICE WIT A HINT OF BOOBOO!!!! LMAO!! Yal tha ones who need to be reading this lol. Sorry guys if you are reading this but im just keepin it real.
No this goes for men and women dont halla at a male/female if you are not sure how your breath smells. Check yourself before you walk over. Oh and if you smoke coming up to a male/female smelling like smoke is not sexy AT ALL!! 
Ladies if you gone be wearing these little dresses make sure you are clean clean clean i can not express this enough, because when you walk people can smell you. A cute girl who walks by and smells like fresh kitty NOT SEXY!!!!A fine guy walking by smelling like loose booty hole and old smoke NOT SEXY!!!! So people lets start this year off right starting with our hygiene.  (SIDE NOTE) IF YOU CAN SMELL YOURSELF EVERYONE ELSE CAN.  With that being said wash ya ass and thanks for reading lol.

SKINNY GIRLS CAN ALSO BREAK THE CODE!!

Hey my followers!!! I know its been a lil min since my last blog, but im BACK!! So with that being said  i decided to do a part 2 of breaking the code attacking skinny women haha woo. Well i hate to say it but its just not big women who break this code. Finally, its skinny women doing it too its about time yal get yours.Haha man i sound hateful but never that. Some of yal women think that because you are skinny that you can just wear whatever do whatever and never think that there will be repercussions. But the truth is yal really need to get it together on sum realness. Yal do so much hating on us big girls but yal are no better than us just being 100. I mean not too long ago i was in club 152 and sum of yal fat/skinny girls really need to quit for real.  This one chick was wearing this tight blue dress that looked like it was too small. It was the kind of design that had tha sides and tha stomach cut out of it. OMG!!! Dude she appear skinny but her gut was hanging over tha front and her love handles were hanging over the side.  That wasnt what got me she bent over no underwear and cottage cheese thighs omg!!!!!. I think i threw up in my mouth that night or maybe cuz i was slightly drunk but heeelll naw that was gross lol. Now it may seem like im hating on yal skinny chicks but im not. If yal would stop letting that skinny go to you're heads, thinking you just wear watever wit no repercussions yal must be smoking. Believe me ima blog about watever i see haha. Period point blank. But anyway skinny girls look on sum real ish wear something comfortable not trashy but still sexy. Before you leave the house you have to be honest and ask yourself.."will a guy think im a slut if i wear this out?" Or "does my unsexy parts hang out?" Lmao!!!! Oh and have some honest friends around ya who gne let ya know wats up. Oh btw if this really is fergie i dont wanna get sued jus trying to be funny and get my point across. Haha! Well that concludes it all. Thanks for reading.

NEW YEARS RESOLUTION

Well i was sitting here thinking bout my new year's resolution, and i thought about it. We always make these resolutions whether its loosing weight, eating right, or watever, but we never stick to it. i just said well hell my resolution is ganna be actually keeping my resolution this year. which is apply for spring classes at my local junior college. Getting into a nursing program, get good grades and actually go to a nursing school. so yea that seem pretty realistic to me dont ya think. Oh and loosing sum pounds wouldnt kill me haha. Well those are my lil thoughts for now. be good. be blessed. be safe. i will be back with something funny to talk about.  Thanks for reading. 

10 THINGS THAT MEN DO THAT GETS ON MY NERVES.

Ok ladies we all have some little quirks that our men do that get on our nerves. Whether its big or small bottom line is men do some STUPID STUFF!! Woo! In this blog im just ganna go over tha basic things that drive me crazy, and hopefully u should be able to relate. Men if you're reading this, look ya just gatta read the list and try to avoid these things. When in doubt and you dnt know whether it will get on your girl's nerves, stop and think about it. If you can say if my girl did this to me that would get on my last nerve. THERE YOU GO!!!! DONT DO IT! Ok so on with the list.

1. When a man does not listen when i talk.
Dat will drive a woman crazy. Im sitting up here trying to explain something to you and you're texting or watching tv!!! It makes me feel like you don't give a damn about what im talking bout, and the man's favorite line is "baby whats wrong? why you mad at me?"   Ooowee makes me mad enough to spit fire...well anyway moving on. 

2. When a man keeps bringing up his ex girlfriends.
When men do that it makes me think that he still has unfinished business, or i feel like he's trying to put me in the same catorgory as his other ex girlfriends. Ladies my motto is simple if he keeps bringing up his ex girlfriends the he needs to go be with them not with me. ha!


3. A man with too much baggage.
I cant express this enough!! OMG!! Men its simple DO NOT get into a relationship when you know you are not ready!!! C'MON!! I dont care how fine you think the girl is. DO NOT DO IT!   It puts the woman that you're with in an awkward situation.


4. A lying man.
Men why do you feel like you have to lie to us. what the hell happened to the truth shall set you free. haha now unless your girl is some crazy loony chick that act like she gone shank yo ass while you sleep...then no haha. LIE HOMEBOY LIE!!!! SAVE YOURSELF!!!! But if she is a good women she dont need no b.s just tell her the truth no matter what that may be.


5. A big head "cocky" man.
Now men dont get me wrong i love a confident man, but when confidence turns into cockiness NOT SEXY! I mean if we are out somewhere i dont want you checking yourself a hundred times in the mirror. Or if i tell you that you look nice tonight and you say yea i know i do..instead of thank you...you will see steam blowing from my freaking ears. 


6.When men eyeball other women while you're with him.
Now women you cant front doesnt it piss you off when you with your man and he eyeballing some other  woman. I dont know bout yal but i be wanting to slap the taste out my man mouth. I be wanting to beat him down!!! lol! Men you just dont do it save that for when you by yourself, not when you're with me. uhh get it together.


7. When men act like they know everything.
Men it's nothing more annoying then a guy who think he knows everything. Men act like women dont know what we are talking about or we dont know anything at all for that matter. If yal men would shut up sometimes maybe you can learn a lil something. 


8.When a man is late for a date.
I know this might get me in trouble but i dont care. Men look its called a date  for a reason that involves a place, day, and time. Now when those guidelines are filled in i excpect you to follow them. If you know traffic is going to be bad around that time leave early it wont kill you.


9. When men make a big deal about nothing.
Aww man now that will send me over the cliff. An arguement that would start over toothpaste will end up talking about old problems that we have already faught about, and we both sitting up here looking stupid.


10. When a man acts like he can not forgive.
Men dont get me wrong if the girl really did you wrong of course it will be hard to forgive her...but you must because if you dont you will walk around bitter mad at every woman. Plus it will be hard to move on in future relationships because you're still holding on to what the last girl did. So forgive and move on.




Now men i hope you have learned something by reading this, and again my blogs are not to offend they are to be funny. Thanks for reading.

BIG GIRLS BREAKING THA CODE!!

Ok folks lately i have been seeing something very disturbing and so not necessary. Im in the child support office today and i see this pretty heavy set chick in there. her outfit was cute but man tha way she was wearing it was not sexy. home girl had on a orange tight shirt wit skinny jeans, but man tha skinny jeans were hangin below tha love handles and below tha dunlap. jelly hangin low oooweee sooo not sexy.

1 big girls stop wearing skinny girl clothes not sexy

2 if you cant buy skinny jeans buy leggings hunni

3 big girls tha whole outfit doesnt have to b tight ex. either tha pants can b tight and the shirt loose vise vsera.

4 if you know you cant fit in the seat dont sit down you will make a fool of yourself.

5 big girl look if you r on a date dnt act like you dnt eat cuz he see yo ass aint big for nun eat how u would eat and if he dnt like it tell em to kiss yo big ass!!

6 oh and big girls stop orderin all this fatty food and get a diet drink at tha end like that gne shed off all tha calories that u just ate cmon now.

7 big girls have nothin but honest ppl around you cuz sum of ur skinny friends will send you out lookin crazy and u wonderin y u aint gettin no dudes.

8 big girl if you aint happy wit yaself change it dnt blame everyone for tha reason ur big nt sexy.

9 big girl first and foremost love yaself where u at cuz no one else will